Download E-books Darcy Burdock (Darcy Burdock, Book 1) PDF

By Laura Dockrill

Introducing Darcy Burdock, a brand new, cool, all-conquering woman personality with a clean and distinct tackle the world.

Ten-year-old Darcy is one in every of life's noticers. Curious, smart-as-a-whip, humorous and fiercely unswerving, she sees the extreme within the daily and the beauty on this planet round her.

Written and illustrated by way of Laura Dockrill: writer, poet & performer – imagine woman Gaga meets mom Goose.

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Download E-books Pyg: The Memoirs of Toby, the Learned Pig PDF

A heartwarming debut introduces readers to the adventures of its overachieving porcine narrator

Blending the subtle satire of Jonathan speedy with the captivating exuberance of a Pixar movie, Pyg tells the tale of Toby, a really unheard of pig who lived in overdue eighteenth-century England. After profitable the blue ribbon on the Salford cattle reasonable and escaping the butcher's knife, Toby excursions the rustic, wowing circus audiences together with his talents to count number, spell, or even learn the minds of girls (but basically with their permission, of course). He is going directly to examine at Oxford and Edinburgh—encountering such luminaries as Samuel Johnson, Robert Burns, and William Blake—before ultimately writing his personal lifestyles tale. Quirky, beguiling, and ceaselessly interesting, this memoir of a "remarkable sapient pig" is a pointy and witty delight.

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Download E-books Why Are You So Sad?: A Novel PDF

By Jason Porter

"Jason Porter may well discover a position at the shelf beside Richard Brautigan, George Saunders, and David Sedaris. it is a speedy, extraordinary, fabulous publication, one who pinned me again on my heels and made me laugh."
–Colum McCann, writer of Let the good global Spin

Have all of us sunken right into a species-wide bout of medical depression?
 
Porter’s uproarious, clever debut facilities on Raymond Champs, an illustrator of meeting manuals for a house furniture company, who's charged with a major activity: to figure out even if the realm wishes saving. It involves him in the middle of a wasting conflict with insomnia — every body he is aware, and perhaps everyone on the earth, is struggling with critical medical melancholy. He’s approximately definite whatever has long gone incorrect. a pandemic maybe. It’s within the water, or it’s within the mosquitoes, or perhaps within the ranch flavored snack meals. And what if we're all too unhappy and dispirited to do whatever approximately it? Obsessed as he turns into, Raymond composes an nameless survey to undergo his unsuspecting coworkers — “Are you who you need to be?”, “Do you suspect in lifestyles after death?”, “Is this day greater than yesterday?” — simply because what Raymond wishes is information. He must understand if it may be confirmed. It’s an important accountability. humans will possibly not think him. humans, like his spouse and his boss, may well imagine he's wasting his brain. yet purely simply because also they are wasting their minds. Or are they?

Reminiscent of Gary Shteyngart, George Saunders, Douglas Coupland and Jennifer Egan, Porter’s debut is an acutely perceptive and sharply humorous meditation on what makes humans tick.

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Download E-books The Book of the SubGenius : The Sacred Teachings of J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs PDF

By J.R. Dobbs

Occasionally a booklet is going too some distance. occasionally is... now. First, there has been The Gilgamesh. Then... the Bhagavad-Gita Then... the Torah, the hot testomony, the Koran Then... the e-book of Mormon, Dianetics, i am okay you are OK. And now...The e-book of the Subgenius (How to Prosper within the Coming bizarre Times)

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Download E-books Funny Girl: A Novel PDF

By Nick Hornby

From the bestselling writer of High FidelityAbout a Boy, and A good distance Down comes a hugely expected new novel.

 

Set in 1960's London, Funny Girl is a lively account of the adventures of the intrepid younger Sophie Straw as she navigates her transformation from provincial ingénue to tv starlet amid a constellation of pleasant characters. Insightful and humorous, Nick Hornby's most recent does what he does most sensible: endears us to a solid of characters who're humorous if improper, and forces us to check ourselves within the approach.

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Download E-books The Automatic Detective PDF

By A. Lee Martinez

Even in Empire urban, a city the place bizarre technological know-how is the desire for the next day, it is tough for a robotic to make his manner. it really is even tougher for a robotic named Mack Megaton, a hulking computing device designed to convey mankind to its knees. yet Mack's now not attracted to international domination. he is only a bot attempting to get by way of, attempting to exhibit that he's not simply an automatic smashing laptop, and to earn his citizenship within the approach. it's going to be as effortless as crushing a tank for Mack, yet a few bots simply cannot seize a break.

When Mack's friends are abducted, Mack units off on a trip in the course of the darkish alleys and sparkling skyscrapers of Empire urban. alongside the way in which, he runs afoul of a speaking gorilla, a brainy dame, a mutant lowlife, a bit eco-friendly mob boss, and the key conspiracy on the center of Empire's founders---not to say extra hassle than he bargained for. What began as one lacking relatives turns into a conflict for the way forward for Empire and each citizen that calls her home.

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Download E-books Oh, The Places You'll Go! PDF

By Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss’s splendidly clever Oh, the locations You’ll cross! is the precise send-off for grads—from nursery university, highschool, university, and past! From hovering to excessive heights and seeing nice points of interest to being left in a Lurch on a prickle-ly perch, Dr. Seuss addresses life’s ups and downs along with his trademark funny verse and illustrations, whereas encouraging readers to discover the luck that lies inside of. In a starred overview, Booklist notes, “Seuss’s message is easy yet by no means sappy: lifestyles could be a ‘Great Balancing Act,’ yet via all of it ‘There’s enjoyable to be done.’” A perennial favourite and an ideal present for an individual beginning a brand new part of their life!

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Download E-books High Society PDF

By Ben Elton

The struggle on medicines has been misplaced, yet afraid to stand that truth, the entire global is speedily changing into one mammoth legal community. From the Groucho membership bogs to the poppy fields of Afghanistan, we're all companions in crime, and this tale takes us in the course of the panorama it has created.

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